Ahem. This thing on? Testing, testing… Okay. Here is Exhibit A, the knife in question. And, if you need a review… here and here
Okay, so according to my brother, they weren’t Secret Service, Mom says she was just exaggerating, but they were cops of some sort. I knew that already, of course. Like the Secret Service has time to do that.
Anyway, she says now that they went through her purse and the one pulled it out and looked at it and said, “Whooooaaaa.” And showed it to the other one who said, “wowww, uh, I can’t let you take that in there, Ma’am.”
We were at a family gathering today and out of the blue I suddenly hear from my grandpa’s wife: “What the heck did you have a knife in your purse for!?” My mom wasn’t paying attention, so I explained it to her real quick and before long everyone was talking about it. hehe.
Mom described it to Steve. She’s saying, “Oh, but nothing else cuts cheese like this, it’s really good. And it’s got this little thing where it can make slices, and it’s got a little point, here on the end, where you can spear stuff with it or something.” I’m about rolling on the floor laughing by this time, Steve says, “WOW, sounds dangerous.” And then he starts laughing.
But Steve about had a heart attack when Mom said it was costing her $12 to get another one, he says that he does indeed “have a pocket knife here that works just fine, too.”
I guess they thought she was going to hurl it at the President from the balcony with a “Tawanda” or something and poke out his eye.
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