the craziest two minutes of my life

So I was on the couch with the laptop while E played, I had just said “hi” online to Owen. I decided it might be a good thing to plug the laptop in and got up, walked the four steps towards the chair, and stepped with my bare foot on one of E’s little fire engine men. It hurt like crazy and I almost fell, almost dropped the laptop on the floor after slamming it into the wall/front window. Crisis avoided, I sat down.

E thought it was funny I was in the chair and ran his little two-year-old butt over here and climbed up next to me. As I leaned back into the chair, he crashed his whole body right into me. His head hit the right side of mine and practically busted my glasses. It hurt like heck and it bent the glasses out of shape. Nearly poked me in the eye with the nose piece. Instant headache.

I leaned forward and tried to bend the glasses back into shape. E wimpered for half a second then went behind me and looked out the window. He got down and ran away. I leaned backwards into the chair, once again, without realizing that E had piled behind me the sheer curtains of the living room window. Leaning on them caused them to be just tight enough and the curtain rod came crashing to the ground.

*sigh*

8 Responses to “the craziest two minutes of my life”


  1. 1
     chele · (subscriber)

    aaaah you are a mommy.
    isn’t it fun……..
    m

  2. 2
     Elea

    *Winces* Well, at least nobody was seriously hurt…

  3. 3
     Arielle · (subscriber)

    Ouch! The perils of toddlers. This is why I don’t babysit.

  4. 4
     Shannie · (subscriber)

    Whoa. That sounds quite scary.x) Anyways happy new year! Last day of 05 today!

  5. 5
     BTude a.k.a. GlassHoppah

    HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! :)

    (and eeps! glad all is well!)

    PS Please update me on your email :)

  6. 6
     Vixx

    Oh, dear. Poor lamb! *hugs*

    V xx

  7. 7
     anneberit

    Oh, my! Sorry for laughing out loud. MT’s just shaking his head ;)

  8. 8
     Val

    Hmmm… and this is where I must say that when they fixed my glasses they had to give me new nose pieces as he’d totally busted them. Then they weren’t even fixed but a week and last week he did it to me again! Was sitting next to me on the couch and just without warning flew up and hit me in the face with his head. I had them fixed again, but they still feel quite loose. It’s driving me crazy. :\

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