…the designs on this cup will most assuredly wear off and soon will have your child screaming bloody murder because Dora has been disfigured and Boots is just that… only boots.
Monthly Archive for January, 2006
So lately Elijah’s gotten to understand possessives, I do believe. He doesn’t say “mine” or “Elijah’s” or anything, yet he runs around the house and labels everything “Mommy’s” or “Daddy’s.” For instance, apparently the satellite/tv remote is mine but the dvd player remote is Steve’s. He knows Daddy’s books and pens for school and he knows Mommy’s computer stuff.
However, he’s about to drive me crazy. Apparently, the travel diaper wipes container is “Me-maw’s” and he refuses to leave it alone. He seems to think that because it’s not Mommy’s or Daddy’s but Me-maw’s that he has all rights to it while she’s away. No matter where I put it, he seems to find it and start the process of drying out the wipes.
He’s. Driving. Me. Crazy. Today.
Continue reading ‘Yours, Mine, and Ours’
This commercial cracks me up every time. It starts with a voice over saying something like, “what do you know about computers?” Or something like that. They show this woman who says:
My daughter definitely knows how to use a computer better than me half the time… and she’s three!
So, how much “better” does “definitely” and “half the time” equal? Are you as confused as I am?
So, yes, I am home now. However, all of my yesterday was spent traveling home. Seriously. Four states in about twelve hours because, apparently, my brother is incapable of taking the same route home that he took to go somewhere. First of all, we slept in entirely too late, but thankfully not too late for check-out. He informs me as we’re getting packed up that we are taking a different route and that he knows exactly what he’s doing. Riiiiight.
The yellow was our route out there on Tuesday night, the green was pretty much what we took going home. Yes, it was nutty.
Continue reading ‘Touring America’
So I had to copy off of Glasshoppah once I saw my results:
1. Olympic badminton rules say that valerie must have exactly fourteen feathers.
2. Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw valerie into a volcano it would stop erupting!
3. In the 1600s, tobacco was frequently prescribed to treat headaches, bad breath and valerie.
4. Apples are covered with a thin layer of valerie.
5. 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as valerie!
6. India tested its first nuclear valerie in 1974!
7. Valerie can squeeze her entire body through a hole the size of her beak.
8. Valerieolatry is the mindless worship of valerie!
9. Valerie is the world’s largest rodent!
10. American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating valerie from each salad served in first class.
So we were just watching the Miss Congeniality Two movie and, if you’ve seen this, you know what I’m talking about, they’re at the nursing home, she’s dressed as the old lady and starts slapping the face of her fake son, her gay stylist, saying, “the face of a mama’s boy,” or some crap like that over and over. He stands up and says to the lady behind the counter, “do you have an euthenasia program?”
Okay, so maybe it was all the Mountain Dew we’ve had, but we just lost it and could not stop laughing. My stomach hurt me so bad after that.
Now we’re watching The Big Bounce. I’ve never seen nor heard of this before…
Today I skipped out on the college festivities and got myself used to driving my brother’s car. I located some sinus medication and went in search of a late breakfast but couldn’t find the place I wanted to go to so I ended up for lunch at a Chinese buffet. I then went in search of some other things around town that I again couldn’t find. So I headed back to the hotel and chilled out for a while, messed around on the internet, snacked, watched movies. When my brother called, I headed back to get him and he drove us around for the next couple of hours or so before we got supper and came back here.
So he had us driving around out in the middle of nowhere and was saying things like how he can never be lost because he has “directional sense.” So he then proceeds to tell me that we are going “east and a little bit north.” I started laughing and said, “the sun sets in the West, right? We’re going South!!!” Haha got him there. :D
So here’s some of my photos from today:
So, anyway, we’ll be heading home in the morning. We’d have gone home this afternoon but, you know, I already paid for the room and leaving in the morning we can be refreshed before we leave.
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