spoken for

hmmm… what?

 

Mechanical Contrivium

 

So I had to copy off of Glasshoppah once I saw my results:

1. Olympic badminton rules say that valerie must have exactly fourteen feathers.
2. Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw valerie into a volcano it would stop erupting!
3. In the 1600s, tobacco was frequently prescribed to treat headaches, bad breath and valerie.
4. Apples are covered with a thin layer of valerie.
5. 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as valerie!
6. India tested its first nuclear valerie in 1974!
7. Valerie can squeeze her entire body through a hole the size of her beak.
8. Valerieolatry is the mindless worship of valerie!
9. Valerie is the world’s largest rodent!
10. American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating valerie from each salad served in first class.

 

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7 Responses to “Mechanical Contrivium”

  1. BTude/GlassHoppah
     

    lol–that’s the first one that almost makes sense! :) Pele with feathers… ;)

  2.  

    All I can say is “huh”? Hehe strange stuff…

  3.  

    hahahaha! I did one too :D

  4. Vera · (subscriber)
     

    lol.. weirdness =p.. i did one toooo!! xD

  5.  

    In the 1600s, tobacco was frequently prescribed to treat headaches, bad breath and valerie.

    LOL… Hilarious.

  6.  

    My personal favorite:

    5. 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as valerie!

    I guess now we know what you’re really made of. ;)

  7.  

    this thing is so cool………..

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