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Being the mother of a two-year-old, I get to see lots of Nickelodeon and Nick Jr and Noggin and all that jazz. Lately we’ve been hit with this commercial constantly and both E and I totally love it, so I just had to share. :)

Cracks me up everytime… I love it!!

Unfortunately, April 1st is the day of my first fair, so I guess I will have to miss Jack Black on the Nickelodeon Kid Choice Awards.

But then again, that’s probably for the best. Taking a look at the celebrities and etc that these kids are voting on, I’m appalled. A lot of these are people and things that kids shouldn’t even be listening to or seeing in the first place!! Mostly I’m thinking of these categories:

Favorite Movie Actor
Jim Carrey (Fun with Dick and Jane)
Johnny Depp (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory)
Ice Cube (Are We There Yet?)
Will Smith (Hitch)

Favorite Movie Actress
Jessica Alba (Fantastic Four)
Drew Barrymore (Fever Pitch)
Dakota Fanning (Dreamer)
Lindsay Lohan (Herbie: Fully Loaded)

Favorite Song
“Hollaback Girl” (Gwen Stefani)
“Wake Me Up When September Ends” (Green Day)
“We Belong Together” (Mariah Carey)
“1, 2 Step” (Ciara)

Favorite Male Singer
Bow Wow
Jesse McCartney
Nelly
Will Smith

Favorite Female Singer
Mariah Carey
Kelly Clarkson
Hilary Duff
Alicia Keys

Favorite Music Group
Backstreet Boys
Black Eyed Peas
Destiny’s Child
Green Day

Favorite Television Actor
Drake Bell (Drake & Josh)
Ashton Kutcher (That 70s Show, Punk’d)
Bernie Mac (The Bernie Mac Show)
Romeo (Romeo!)

Favorite Television Actress
Eve (Eve)
Jennifer Love Hewitt (Ghost Whisperer)
Jamie Lynn Spears (Zoey 101)
Raven Symone (That’s So Raven)

Hollaback Girl!? Need I say more? Seriously.

 

39 Responses to “nick-nick-nick-e-te nicke-nickelodeon”

  1.  

    hehe, Jack Black is awesome.

  2.  

    roflmao–I lovvvvvvve Jack Black–how hilarious. I would have so totally missed this with my munchkin on the mainland right now. :)

    PS Have you seen School of Rock?

  3.  

    Hhaha….the commercial is annoyingly amazing. Is that even possible? Oh, well. And, hey! Some of those nominees are kind of…adult worthy….and not child worthy. Or something like that. That’s not cool. It’s kinda scary actually. They can’t be doing this to the kids of our nation. Those kids have to take care of me when I’m old.

  4.  

    Hey!

    Pretty catchy commercial….

    Anyways, yeah I think Hollaback Girl is a bit too “mature” for younger kids to be listening to. I think though that the only vote for it is because it’s a catchy tune, I don’t even thin kthey know what the lyrics really mean.

  5.  

    Oh forgot to ask, what code or how do you get the video to play on your site. Whenever I try to put a video on my site it never plays and then I right click it and choose error-details and it always tells me that the video filter isn’t loading or something like that.

  6.  

    Yeah, some of that stuff definitely isn’t suitable for children. :/ It really amazes me what a lot of kids do/listen to/watch, etc. now-a-days. Hahah, I like Jack Black. :D And the beat from that commercial is really starting to grow on me! I think it’s going to be stuck in my head now. :P

  7.  

    Jack Black is cool :D but yeah, some stuff on Nickelodeon, I’m surprised at what they let on TV nowadays. But allowing kids to see all of this stuff is out of the question. Oh I remember liking Nickelodeon and thinking it was good kids TV when I lived with my mum.

  8.  

    Gotta love Jack Black. (: Watched the behind the scenes stuff on “School of Rock” and have had to giggle whenever I see him now. He is a very silly guy!

  9.  

    [...] Ok, to start off.. I started typing my blog and the other home pages I have all finally loaded..I was then bombarded by something that made no sense to me…a Song.. A Song I admit, I’ve NEVER heard before. So I started clicking the tabs of my home pages trying to find something that would be making this noise. I came to Val’s and Bam! There it was. A Music Video/Commercial from Nickelodeon…It’s disturbing…and worse, it’s now stuck in my head!! [...]

  10.  

    Sorry for the double post, I don’t think it went through correctly the first time…

    Sadly, that’s not even the best version of the commerical. There’s an “extended version” that has each Jack coming into the song separately and then leaving separately at the end. It’s much better. :)

    But, yeah, everytime I load my site to read comments or whatever, the kid runs over here and watches the commercial with a huge smile on his face. And then he starts in about the m&m’s that are currently in the sidebar under latest photos. “Nims! Nims!”

    Jon, I’m sure there are many ways to do this, but since I never can remember I swiped this from a tutorial site when I was ready to write the post:

    <object id="MediaPlayer" width=320 height=286 classid="CLSID:22D6f312-B0F6-11D0-94AB-0080C74C7E95" standby="Loading Windows Media Player components..." type="application/x-oleobject" codebase="http://activex.microsoft.com/activex/controls/mplayer/en/nsmp2inf.cab#Version=6,4,7,1112"><param name="filename" value="http://spoken-for.org/wp-content/jackblack.wmv"></param><param name="Showcontrols" value="True"></param><param name="autoStart" value="True"><embed type="application/x-mplayer2" src="http://spoken-for.org/wp-content/jackblack.wmv" name="MediaPlayer" width=320 height=240></embed></param></object>

    Of course, there’s lots in there you would need to customize such as the width and height and of course, URL to the file in two places. The original code wasn’t scrunched together like that but I had to get everything to one line of text otherwise WordPress freaked out. Hope that makes sense.

  11.  

    I LOVE IT! we don’t get that over here, so that’s for sharing! :D

    V xx

  12.  

    True, Hollaback Girls is a too mature for children as is a lot of those nominees in those categories :s

  13.  

    Oh man. That song is not going to ricochet through my brain all week!

  14.  

    [...]Jack Black is hosting the Nickelodeon Kid’s Choice Awards. The commercial is greatness. If you are into Jack Black, that is.

    Jen finally got back from[...]

  15.  

    Concept ripped from yours truely
    (check out the ACTUAL original)
    http://eviltv.net/main/item-work.php?id=287
    I pretty sure JB saw this video (I know he was at least working with people who did)
    Hollywood will steal your original ideas and cash in
    oh well!

  16.  

    So… Nickelodeon ripped you? Because I’ve never seen your site before, so I’m assuming you don’t mean that I ripped the Nick video from you…

  17.  

    Did you direct that video?
    Im just saying I know my Mixer Delix 6 video was in the vicinity of Jack Black and it is very similar- If you made the Nick spot then Ill take your word for it- these things happen- but I just wonder how its concept was cemented
    Force!

  18.  

    I wish, lol.

    No, I was saying I didn’t rip this “copy” of “the Nickelodeon video” from your website.

    I can’t really say what’s original and what’s not. Seems these days nothing is. I’ve seen this concept several times over the last few years it seems.

  19.  

    Right-O! I understand- Didnt mean to be so pissy sounding-I know evrything influences things either way and nothing will ever stop me from thinking that Jack Black is not an amazing vocalist anyhow- just got some emails from peeps regarding this vid behaving like the MIXTER DELIXX-6 sextuplet orig. site is here:
    http://www.davyforce.com/mixter/index.html
    anyway it IS a good piece regardless
    Force out

  20. newmommabull · (subscriber)
     

    i LOVE that commercial i think jack black is really talented! I sing that song all day long and my son really loves it too.

  21.  

    This is the coolest commercial….
    I sing along everytime it is on!
    I Thanks for putting it up here.

    I am a bit simple and easily amused but JB is the greatest!

    Again thanks.

    *Turns and heads back to the shadows of obscurity*

  22. mudslinger · (subscriber)
     

    Hi i was wondering if you could send me that movie to my e-mail. mudslinger1m @ hotmail.com Thanks.

  23. Masatsuno Chef Hart · (subscriber)
     

    I was wondering if you could send me that song also

  24. Rich · (subscriber)
     

    i know how to embed a video into a webpage and all but how did u get that video on to a pc?

  25. jason · (subscriber)
     

    Check out this website! http://youtube.com/watch?v=hTwl-y2EFkc Hilarious video! I like the live action simpsons as well

  26. cassy · (subscriber)
     

    mad funny that video i love it.

  27.  

    I think it’s one of the most orginal pieces of advertising I’ve ever seen, which is kind of hard to come by these days. Go Jack!!!

  28. mudslinger · (subscriber)
     

    Hi, I Am not verry good with computers could you tell me how to rip it from the site? Thank you much! Neil, by the way my son LOVES the video :)

  29. jaklumen · (subscriber)
     

    Re: A lot of these are people and things that kids shouldn’t even be listening to or seeing in the first place!!:

    Nothing new at all– this has been around since the dawn of pop culture. You think kids in the ’50s liked listening to Guy Lombardo?

    Funny how the trend continues to the present day, with parents saying what their parents said: “The things kids listen to nowdays!”

    (Indeed. I am a parent. But I’m not at all surprised.)

  30.  

    Never said I was surprised. :-D

  31.  

    I AM NOT SUPRISED HAVE U EVER WATCHED NICK AT 9PM THERS A LOT OF BAD STUFF. THAT COMMERCIAL IS ADDICTING

  32. Brian · (subscriber)
     

    Did you know that the beat to the song that the Jack Black in the purple and white light coat is beat boxing is him actually saying “I’m gonna take a piss, I’m gonna take a shit.” Listen closely.

  33. mudslinger · (subscriber)
     

    lol it is too. this is a WAY better version at the end how does he say RE RE! http://youtube.com/watch?v=hTwl-y2EFkc

  34. jaklumen · (subscriber)
     

    re: Brian’s comment-

    Gimme a break. He’s making drum set sounds, not beatboxing per se, and he most certainly is NOT saying what you are construing him to say.

  35. Dave · (subscriber)
     

    Jack Black is definately an amazing all-around musician, and whoever said he was saying I’m gonna take a piss, I’m gonna take a shit, doesn’t know anything because he definately says nothing between the psssst and shhhh.. he is just mimicing symbols, don’t look so far into it.. And to all you people who think kids know too much now, I think the worst shows for kids are the ones that glorify the stupid things and make life seem perfect.. Sex is not a bad thing, everyone has it eventually, and if kids know more about it instead of being sheltered then maybe they wouldn’t be so stupid about it later on.. most of you people think kids are a lot dumber than they really are.. give them some credit and the freedom to think on their own and you might be surprised..

  36. Jason · (subscriber)
     

    I have looked all over the web for this commercial. It is so fun to watch. Thanks for grabbing it.

  37.  

    Okay, people… if you’re going to steal the video, then steal it, but please stop leeching my bandwidth! I don’t own the video but I certainly own my bandwidth! Not to mention, it would be nice if you’d say where you got the derned video instead of just saying “enjoy” to your visitors.

    /rant

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  39. serena dhjdhd · (subscriber)
     

    it is cool

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