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Stupid Fan

So I was in the living room on the laptop writing this really intersting blog entry (lol) when I got a candle order from an uber special blog friend. So the logical thing to do is print out the order, first things first.

Error, cannot print.

Okay, try the other printer.

Error, cannot print.

Then I got distracted. About 10 minutes later I needed to get on the external hard drive.

Error, cannot be reached.
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She’s lucky we’re honest people!

So today we went out for Steve’s birthday (which is actually this coming Tuesday). We dropped E off at my mom’s and besides some everyday, time-killing things such as going to Sam’s and a couple of other stores, we ended up at Casa Gallardo for an early supper. It was one of those places that as we passed the first time, I was thinking, “oh, please don’t let him choose there,” but in the end, he did, and it didn’t turn out to be so bad.

Cell Phone: Chips at Casa Gallardo Cell Phone: Fahitas

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while on the road…

Going out for S’s birthday to day. Lots of clouds but still bright and sunny. Hope you are having a good day.

about the randomness

I’ve had a few people ask me about how I did the random header, so I thought I’d clue you in. I also use this on Sheila’s site, for her little post icons. It’s really easy, so here goes.

First you, of course, should be able to use PHP on your site. You should also know a little bit about CSS. Those are the two things this technique will use. There are numerous ways this can be accomplished but this is the way I am currently using it on this site.

First, I have the area where I want the images to be randomized. This is my header image. I have a div for that and it has both an ID and a Class. This is what it looks like before I randomize it:

<div id=”random” class=”random”> </div>

I use the ID to define all the basics and styles other than the image to get that out of the way and free the Class up for the random background image.

Next, add in your random PHP snippet that will essentially change the Class with each page load:

<?php echo(rand(1,X)); ?>

So now the whole thing looks like this:

<div id=”random” class=”random<?php echo(rand(1,X)); ?>”> </div>

Just change that “X” to however many images you plan to have be it 5 or 20, it is your maximum value that you want outputted. When you load the page, that random PHP snippet will pick a number between 1 and that number, so you will end up with class=”random2″ or class=”random5″ and so on. Of course, if you want to get technical, you can also change that “1″ to something, so as to randomize between, say, 3 and 7, etc.

Now you need to tell it what to do with those classes. In your CSS, define what each and every one of those classes will do. If you’ve got three images you want to rotate between, you might do something like this:

.random1 {background: url(images/image1.jpg);}
.random2 {background: url(images/image2.jpg);}
.random3 {background: url(images/image3.jpg);}

See? Easy!

That’s just the bare minimum, you could even use the CSS to randomize anything: different colored text, different margins, padding, borders, etc. If you really wanted to waste a lot of time, you could use that PHP snippet in your call for a stylesheet and load a completely different stylesheet each time. Of course, that might make your visitors want to pluck out their eyes, but you get the idea.

As for me, I am currently using 12 random header images on this site (and, yes, every one of them is using a photo that I took, just fyi), which do you like best? ;-)

listingcorp.com » the ListingCorp scam

Update, June 7, 2006: Domain Listing Center is also a scam, see this comment.

So, yesterday, I got some more spam-by-mail. This time from a company who just identifies themselves as LISTINGCORP.COM and then “Website Listing Service.”

Basically these people want me to pay them to list one of my domains “to 20 major search engines” with “eight keyword / phrase listings” and “quarterly search engine position and ranking reports.” All this for the very low price of $50.00 for one year starting April 21st!! </sarcasm>
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nick-nick-nick-e-te nicke-nickelodeon

Being the mother of a two-year-old, I get to see lots of Nickelodeon and Nick Jr and Noggin and all that jazz. Lately we’ve been hit with this commercial constantly and both E and I totally love it, so I just had to share. :)

Cracks me up everytime… I love it!!
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someone can read your mind

Supper! I l♥ve Chinese food. Well, at least what we Americans think is Chinese food. Love it, love it, love it!

I have been craving egg rolls from one of our two Chinese restaurants in town for the past several weeks. Even though I’ve eaten at Chinese restaurants something like three times in the past two weeks (besides tonight) they were all out of town. So I made the husband run out and we got a whole dinner, not just egg rolls. :)

I adore the egg rolls from this place in town called China King, they are awesome: not tiny, not dry, and always fresh. They have really good crab ragoon, too. It’s kind of sweet, but not too sweet. They also always overfill the containers. :) Of course, the place that I love to go to that’s an hour south makes the best mushroom & chicken, which is my favorite. And this new place we tried last week that’s a half an hour south of here - they had the best stuff they called Japanese chicken (how ironic is that). Oh and some wonderful “rat on a stick,” too!

So yes, the egg rolls tonight were so good I decided I had to blog it. I’m glad I bought six of them, I have two more waiting for me in the fridge after the husband and I both had two with supper. :)
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