American Idol Commentary
Just a few things I want the world to know. (In other words, I’m about to shoot-off my big mouth.)
Gwen Stefani, you’re beautiful. Please stay normal.
Lakisha, that was very good.
Gina, you’re pretty good, but please chill with the whole goth-punk-rock-wannabe look.
Sanjaya, I can’t spell your name, I had to look it up. Please cut your hair. Don’t ever wear that mohawk wannabe again.
Haley? Uh, no.
Phil Stacey, you are not a household name. I only know your name because it’s in front of me on the screen right now.
Blake… I’m sorry, but you just annoy the crap out of me. Stop trying to be sexy, ’cause it ain’t working.
Jordin? Refer to Haley.
Chris R… ugh.
Yes, now that we’re down to the last 10, I’m paying more attention. A lot of the utter crap has been weaved out. A lot of it, not all of it. :P
Ok, I’m done.
