So you know how Stewie is always trying to kill Lois?  Uh… yeah.

Elijah wanted more juice and had brought into the living room one of those little bottles from the cooler I had out at the fair today.  But he’d already had enough so I was taking it back to the cooler to save for tomorrow.  I walked into the dark center/dining room only to find out there was ice cold water all over the floor.  I slipped before I knew what was happening and landed with my knees and the whole bottom of my left leg on the floor and my elbows on the top of the cooler.  Instantly my back was killing me (and still is).

E came running around the corner and said, “Oh no!  Are you gonna died?”

I can haz near death experience, yay!