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American Idol ‘08?

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Val
on 02.19.08
in Humanities
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So who’s watching American Idol this year? It’s not nearly as interesting for me as it used to be but we’re still watching, though I’ve also not fretted if I’ve missed a showing either.

But I have one thing to say for tonight:

PLEASE get rid of Danny Noriega! How dare he butcher the Great Elvis’ song like that!! I swear, I almost fainted. Plus, he’s just plain annoying. Can we say “Drama Queen”? :P
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This Sucks

Published
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Val
on 05.22.07
in The Arts
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American Idol sucks. It’s official. This season sucks. The finale sucks. It all sucks. These two suck. This sucks.

Seriously, this is horrible and we’re only 17 minutes in…

American Idol Boy

Published
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Val
on 05.2.07
in Days Go By
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Finally, over the last couple of weeks, McDonald’s has offered at least one useful HappyMeal toy: a pair of sunglasses.

I’ve been meaning to get E some for quite some time and now he has some.

American Idol Boy

Of course, when American Idol came on tonight, E had to run and get his sunglasses and the microphone and pop on the couch to sing along. Curiously, he was singing a song that reminded me strongly of one that my little sister had “written” and was singing with my youngest brother when they were ages four and three. It was about sunglasses.

ADDENDUM: and now that I’m watching CSI NY, I’m laughing. The cop guy just yelled at the suspect kid that “you downloaded that video to the website” — UPLOADED, moron. Then right after that, the kid says that the dead one wanted to be “an internet celebrity, an E-lebrity.” Am I the only one who’s not heard of that most ridiculous term before? :P

American Idol Commentary

Published
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Val
on 03.27.07
in The Arts
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Just a few things I want the world to know. (In other words, I’m about to shoot-off my big mouth.)

Gwen Stefani, you’re beautiful. Please stay normal.

Lakisha, that was very good.

Gina, you’re pretty good, but please chill with the whole goth-punk-rock-wannabe look.

Sanjaya, I can’t spell your name, I had to look it up. Please cut your hair. Don’t ever wear that mohawk wannabe again.

Haley? Uh, no.

Phil Stacey, you are not a household name. I only know your name because it’s in front of me on the screen right now.

Blake… I’m sorry, but you just annoy the crap out of me. Stop trying to be sexy, ’cause it ain’t working.

Jordin? Refer to Haley.

Chris R… ugh.

Yes, now that we’re down to the last 10, I’m paying more attention. A lot of the utter crap has been weaved out. A lot of it, not all of it. :P

Ok, I’m done.

Did anyone notice…

Published
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Val
on 03.13.07
in The Arts
. 1 Comment

…that I’m not actively posting about this season of American Idol?

I noticed. It’s because everyone sucks this time around. I am not impressed whatsoever.

Guess I gotta find a new thing to watch on Tuesdays at 7pm :P

Oh, Please

Published
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Val
on 01.30.07
in The Arts
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Please, please, please, for the love of Pete, no more ditzy blondes on American Idol!!

So, apparently, 86.36% 90.6% of people think Ian Bernardo is annoying.

Published
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Val
on 01.27.07
in The Arts
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And I’d have to agree with them. (link)

It’s that time of year again, the new season of American Idol has begun. And, wouldn’t you know, I open my browser only to be presented with a video of this guy talking on CNN about how he’s apparently so wonderful and is a superstar/dancer/sing-ger and should be given a chance to make it big and how he thinks Simon Cowell is cranky and how he’s supposedly got some cd out.

Well… I hate to break it to you, dude, but there’s a reason you didn’t get on the show. Yes, I saw your audition, and, well, YOU SUCK!!

Well, he did say he wouldn’t stop until he was a household name. I guess he got his wish. He has now won my award for most annoying person of the year… and it’s only January!

But, seriously… these people that get so pissed off that they didn’t make it onto American Idol blow me away. Yes, I know I say this every year. But who tells them, “hey you’re good, you should try out for American Idol, you could totally make it!” What makes these people think they can do this? And then to turn around and cuss out the judges? It’s sad, the state of our nation. Hehe.

Well, good riddance Ian. Seriously, anyone who wears a headband like that… ew.

i. am. so. pissed. off. right. now!

Published
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Val
on 05.24.06
in The Arts
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Cartman style…

American Idol had five minutes to go and a storm blew in and took out the satellite!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHO WON?????????????????

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